If you wait two hours for the bus in freezing rain and then immediately upon returning home, head back out for another hour with your canine buddy… You might be dog crazy.
If you choose the menu for your holiday dinner based on the foods your dog can eat… You might be dog crazy.
If there are more pictures of your dog on your computer, phone, and living room walls than there are of your human family members… You might be dog crazy.
If you automatically sit on the floor when you enter the room to find your dog on your chair… You might be dog crazy.
If you brush stray dog hairs off your dinner plate without skipping a beat and continue enjoying your meal… You might be dog crazy.
If you skip a needed trip to the grocery store and dine on canned peas just so your dog doesn’t have to be alone for five extra minutes… You might be dog crazy.
If your organize your social schedule around your dog’s regular walking times… You might be dog crazy.
If your first thought upon crashing your car isn’t about your safety but about the fact your dog is waiting for you to get home… You might be dog crazy.
If you continue to wear socks with holes in them so you can afford expensive agility training classes… You might be dog crazy.
If you get up at five thirty in the morning every day for three and a half years so your dog can get in her exercise…
You are more than just dog crazy. You are officially insane. And yet I bet you wouldn’t have it any other way.
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