Girl with adorable heart-shaped sunglasses: May I pet your dog, please?
Me: Uh, she’s in training. But you can give her some treats.
Girl: Okay. (looks at Shiva) Sit!
Girl: (gives Shiva a treat) Stay! (holds out her hand and walks away)
Girl: (gives Shiva a treat) Can you do this? (holds her small hand above Shiva’s head)
Shiva stands on her hind legs.
Me: Tell her to roll over.
Girl: Roll over!
Shiva rolls over and then takes the rest of her treats very gently.
Girl: (pats Shiva on the head) Bye! Thank you!
I have a heart attack and die in the middle of the playground.