While browsing the Internet and avoiding housework – as one does – I came across a hilarious blog hop. Kahuna’s K9s invites dog bloggers to guess their favourite dog’s “Hollywoof” persona.
Immediately I was stumped. I don’t know if it is because I don’t watch that many movies any more or if Shiva is just that bizarre but I wasn’t able to come up with an actress that perfectly suited her character.
Shiva isn’t overly dramatic. If she were human, I don’t think acting would be one of her hobbies. Because of her earnest and silly nature, I tossed around Maggie Gyllenhaal and Jennifer Garner. I also thought perhaps Uma Thurman. If anyone could kick Bill’s ass, it’s my dog.
Still, she isn’t sultry enough, not quite sweet enough to fill any of these shoes.
That’s when I decided to reject Hollywood completely and head in a different direction. Shiva may not be a famous actress, but surely there would be a sports star that would fit!
My brain hit on Michelle Wie. Kind of funky, definitely driven to succeed while entertaining a crowd. Sounds like my girl!
Perhaps she might even find her alter-ego in the tennis-court-dominating Billy Jean King. Just look at that intense expression. Like Billy Jean, Shiva doesn’t give up until she gets what she wants.
That’s when it hit me. Shiva isn’t an Oscar-winning actress or an athletic role model.
Shiva is a rock star!
How did I not see this sooner? Shiva and Joan Jett are practically twins! Strong, fearless, but with a soft heart, the glam rock style fits Shiva a little too perfectly. It’s kind of creepy.
What celebrity persona fits your dog?
There is still time to enter the hop. Why not join in the fun?