As if one depressing sign wasn’t enough, this particular park really likes to punch dog walkers in the gut by placing no less than four of these notices, all within six feet of each other.
Which is a relief, really. I don’t know about you but after I walk two steps everything I just read tends to slip out of my mind. If I don’t have a constant reminder that my dog isn’t welcome, I might do something awful like let her step on the grass. Can you imagine?
It’s a good thing the people on municipal council are on top of these things. We dog walkers are heinous rule breakers and must be corrected at every turn. A world where dogs feel free to enter park space is not a world in which anyone wants to live. Chaos, I tell you.